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    AssfaultJunkie AssfaultJunkie Meeners's Avatar
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    Oh... It's not pee... its squirt (SFW)

    Wow. Got this from my local car board.

    Link removed from Post #1 because I made a promise to... so I moved it to Post #6 LOL!!!!! WIN
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    The re-examination of this short independent film “Babe’s Squirt Pillow”.

    I Clicked Play with fear, because I kind of know what’s in store for me. Upon playing, the grainy screen creepily distorts itself and then comes into focus… You see a poor quality silhouette like upper body shot of young, unbelievably pale, large, unnatractive woman. the first words emitted from the video are “You ready?” in a high pitched whine… a squeal if you would – at this point a lump develops in my throat. I immediately pause the video to catch my breath. I hesitantly ask myself the same question “Am I ready?”… the answer was no. But I am a man… I cannot let fear control my life. Right? I must divulge.


    Even though my mind is telling me no, (props to R.Kelly) my body was most definitely not saying yes… but ironically I cannot help but click play again… at which I hear “You wanna see everything that I did? See, Hol’ on I’ll show ya… I mean I’ll show ya on a pillow that I use, ‘cause these pillows are flat as a doornail and I don’t ungh sleep on em no more. That’s why I use them for this…… ”. Now, if you have never seen this video before, at this point you are confused as a solitary prairie dog. Who is this large woman, and why is she speaking to the camera?. Why is she asking me if I want to ‘see what she did’? What does what ‘she did’ have to do with pillows… and how is a ‘flat as a doornail’? I thought the saying went as ‘dead as a doornail’ What is “This”? The definition of Mindf**ked. You are either to mindf**ked, or you are too intrigued at this very moment… you cannot turn back…


    At this point, you can *Faster longer deeper harder*Faster longer deeper harder*Faster longer deeper harder*Faster longer deeper harderly start to see the pieces come together as the low fidelity microphone picks up the sounds of her gum smacking, and the strain on her obese face using its weakened muscles to produce what seems to be a devilish and provocative smirk from the depths of hades. As quick as the smirk appears, it then disappears and things get serious. She abruptly slumps her blob like body forward and utilizes her lardy sausage-let fingers to lift the camera from its stand. She is bringing us somewhere… Where is she bringing us?

    To be Continued…

    Next... on Part II
    Her Grammer
    Creepy Sounds
    Is she trying to be sexy?
    It smells like squirt?






    Move it back because I'm an ass!
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    token dyke UltimateForumJunkie Catchup's Avatar
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    lol
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    I wasn't invited.
    I have a low tolerance for stupid assholes.
    At least I rode a 250 for a month or so lol

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    token dyke UltimateForumJunkie Catchup's Avatar
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    and also !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Katifer, KANATUNA, and dhughes - respectively
    I wasn't invited.
    I have a low tolerance for stupid assholes.
    At least I rode a 250 for a month or so lol

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    token dyke UltimateForumJunkie Catchup's Avatar
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    and i think it IS pee !!!! and also ????????!!!!
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Katifer, KANATUNA, and dhughes - respectively
    I wasn't invited.
    I have a low tolerance for stupid assholes.
    At least I rode a 250 for a month or so lol

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    token dyke UltimateForumJunkie Catchup's Avatar
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    and DAMNIT meeners, i just had a really bad night of bad dreams, i thought i was awake now... but now i am hoping to wake up again and the memory of that video was just a dream i will soon forget.. lol
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Katifer, KANATUNA, and dhughes - respectively
    I wasn't invited.
    I have a low tolerance for stupid assholes.
    At least I rode a 250 for a month or so lol

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    AssfaultJunkie AssfaultJunkie Meeners's Avatar
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    See them stains Catchup... :::up close whisper::: DATS PEE

    Link removed from Post #1 because I made a promise to... so I moved it to Post #6 LOL!!!!! WIN
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    Last edited by Meeners; 07-11-2012 at 11:39 AM.
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    token dyke UltimateForumJunkie Catchup's Avatar
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    i feel like... see this pillow, look closer, now closer, get really close... .. AHHHHHHHH I smothered you with your Pee Pillow...
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Katifer, KANATUNA, and dhughes - respectively
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    At least I rode a 250 for a month or so lol

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    omg, i can't believe i warched this....
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    I am now scarred for life I should have listened to catchup

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Faster longer deeper harder*Faster longer deeper harder*Faster longer deeper harder*Faster longer deeper harderAnthony View Post
    omg, i can't believe i warched this....
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    I am now scarred for life I should have listened to catchup

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    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Katifer, KANATUNA, and dhughes - respectively
    I wasn't invited.
    I have a low tolerance for stupid assholes.
    At least I rode a 250 for a month or so lol

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