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    AssfaultJunkie AssfaultForumJunkie Project84's Avatar
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    Homemade roofie??

    I have a good friend who has been being complete P-dub, and he needs to be taken back to reality via secretly doped into having fun. (think Hangover 2)

    He's been w/ a girl for 7 months and already moved in with her, completely avoids all outside contact from the "old crew" and he even drives by my house daily on his way from his grandma's to his new place and never stops in to hang out or honk or anything.

    This is the collection of thoughts from a few of our friends; we think if we roofie this bastard into having a good night out on the town this weekend he'll be more compelled to go to Nashville with us next weekend to party like animals.

    So........ what's the recipe for an over-the-counter good time medicine we can add to his pre-game drinks and get him fucked up? Ideas?
    "Skeet"
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    Sounds like someone else we've all known at some point in time..... Your efforts may be futile!!!!!!! I mean he doesn't even honk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    no need to crash when u can always go faster but when in doubt low side!!!
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    You get the roofie next.
    "Skeet"
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    Roofie Colada's FTW.

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    Roofies for the win!

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    Alright, I just crushed 3 hydrocodone in preparation for this epic moment. Either tomorrow or Saturday night, it's on like donky kong!
    "Skeet"
    2001 KTM Duke 2 Supermoto -&- 2008 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom

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    I seriouosly hate dudes like this.... Soo lets think, I would give him a shot of Nyquil and Yager, a NYbomb if u will. Followed by a hit of some dank ass buds.. I would think that should do the trick. Although my expirence with a so called "Roofie" He will most likely be worthles soo idk. Catch 22


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    I steer clear of the green my friend. Dealt that shit when I was 9 to kids in 3rd grade... called it quits in 7th grade after getting caught with plants growing behind the shed. Yes. I'm the product of a fucked up childhood.

    He wouldn't touch the stuff either. The plan is margaritas spiked with hydrocodone (vicodin) at my place after I grill some shit steaks, then the usual medley of cherry bombs, jager bombs, dragonberry bombs, etc... and I'll be operating the Flip camcorder after the buzz kicks in. By about 10:30, we'll head out to Newport, and the rest should make headline news.

    I can't freakin wait! It's most likely gonna be a catch 22 for sure, but funny regardless of the outcome!!
    "Skeet"
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    Roller AssfaultFreak ROLLER's Avatar
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    lol cant wait to see the pics/video... Be carefull with the hydro man.. Thats some serious shit if ur not used to it...exspecially mixed with alchy..Ive lost many friends to the opium.


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